1. Anda bekerja di depan komputer meskipun Anda sedang sakit, maksud saya "benar-benar sakit".
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2. Anda Mempunyai beberapa komputer, dan Anda menggunakannya bersamaan.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSJUTxBW4tHgkpiNjaVFPG-p48ac0AHkghH40zwytrA1-n488izzydN68UDz-W1ZOpk3VBJZUorF7kF7PIwC95lKU60YT7UZNZbq9ZHouW-4iznPklwBOCt1cehifZh5e4pePwtZorlJY/s400/a97684_g242_2-geek.jpg)
3. Anda menciptakan sendiri komputer DIY portabel Anda.
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4. Anda tidur di tempat kerja atau kantor Anda kayak gini.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrGyNKp1nArV6wMALuK4y8UNSZcsUdSs2LcfgHC53zFPKj7s5Yu7j3rKJ6M51SieZtmmzNDvzxkVc7KD4e2a2mDbLsLK4uxy6kke3l468rxWyAbjgkNccSq7r2Y2qKb_1nXUJShoZcTP0/s400/a97684_g242_4-sleep-at-work.jpg)
5. Anda Membawa Komputer Anda Ke Kamar Mandi/Toilet Dan Menggunakannya.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkAaYY9hz75bM1dq7Z3IlFYw0BGirTgnPCxWu1YRScJWZrRGFdTFFEM5BJFIS09cwa6rrXCaa3ZRkni4hCnjmVUT2BlbmKLEnC1ul7WzRTSDs_NZkK83ON0t7RRX1vFTZ_y-wcwGan-eQ/s400/a97684_g242_5-pee.jpg)
6. Atau Lebih Buruk Lagi, Anda Membawa toilet Anda Ke Depan Komputer.
7. Ada Bekas Jejak Keyboard di pipi Anda, yang Diprint Waktu Anda Tidur.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN-9Vu3Yw2LYoLee2fR1JnmQaG_VqmhnW7-Qif7uaYEXFCNQ7F5NDLhq8kozxRF_jILqG-lWtZmuuu1xaTyqwfe6LtmZE20L1CjqvCjnJx-wVbEZJ415Nk9K7ixaxoqWPDNUE-SOjQ9Do/s400/a97684_g242_7-keyboard-mark2.jpg)
8. Anda Mengabaikan Anak Anda.
9. Keluarga Anda, atau teman Anda harus mengirimkan e-mail jika ingin bicara dengan Anda.
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10. Anda tidak peduli lagi dengan kebersihan dan ke-higienisan sendiri.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLwDTlwVbdajEGNXvkUSbM6yrAEoqLvuFCq39ytq5sha30PBpH0bXO4dGOjjMXACnK9Z6wAVxYvZR2esnE_gxuQ9edayLMwcJiK_2PtFgXIU9JqJKzbiuaxnqBCqsB4C9vhqiVaEuqyzQ/s400/a97684_g242_10-personal-hygiene.jpg)
11. Anda lebih baik mati, jika Anda dipaksa untuk hidup tanpa komputer.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikcAXMEQ8UpB9uDLEv8G_67KJiW7RG58YfaZhPJ9oMEM_Sgpf8AbYkNZJaIjYR9Bae-Cfrs7mUIxAeLk1MFhlc48GNz4cImjPanPwJOarPa6tOfxHqrzEKGZeeFhxSLf9mfKrWFI2OEvE/s400/a97684_g242_11-cant-live.jpg)
12. Dan ketika Anda meninggal, Anda ingin nisan Anda dari komputer, atau paling tidak berbentuk komputer.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5WXz7qV1Rt5KrnkUKt8RgmFb75MmXsL98a4t-kA4VmI8w716rqzEReUlvwoAJezmvwV_vjQb8H-2iDbmd4Pz438fgADWR5oPX4VBy6FfJHgGSnYbQSIeczTdGe9Ih3SvbrVh5Ab6hQ4Q/s400/a97684_g242_12-grave.jpg)
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![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgewq5yAiXhmWwvM_PIWdezM3ox-4jhQ2DAT5b2lTWPXi5NmkFzAAn0rj2uhPvJ5_PslDHjD4C7YWTw2L13ylQpKGtTueU0EzUcXVp0HSWta-U_tN5HSwkdATJGo4kRDRE_0fn7hWCYs8/s400/a97684_g242_1-hospital.jpg)
2. Anda Mempunyai beberapa komputer, dan Anda menggunakannya bersamaan.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSJUTxBW4tHgkpiNjaVFPG-p48ac0AHkghH40zwytrA1-n488izzydN68UDz-W1ZOpk3VBJZUorF7kF7PIwC95lKU60YT7UZNZbq9ZHouW-4iznPklwBOCt1cehifZh5e4pePwtZorlJY/s400/a97684_g242_2-geek.jpg)
3. Anda menciptakan sendiri komputer DIY portabel Anda.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqVPIHL5-ajMCKSG60Qy5g4vF-LHisPOHMk3JqWp8pDO9QPdP_OgGy9z2kgY_PdeQ1ACh_mwjCrnIkJegXSWIubwvbzg2T_tm3fEtegLHbNY1qrB-nZkCG_il0GiCsEr5Vv0IvCaAlOL4/s400/a97684_g242_3-portable.jpg)
4. Anda tidur di tempat kerja atau kantor Anda kayak gini.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrGyNKp1nArV6wMALuK4y8UNSZcsUdSs2LcfgHC53zFPKj7s5Yu7j3rKJ6M51SieZtmmzNDvzxkVc7KD4e2a2mDbLsLK4uxy6kke3l468rxWyAbjgkNccSq7r2Y2qKb_1nXUJShoZcTP0/s400/a97684_g242_4-sleep-at-work.jpg)
5. Anda Membawa Komputer Anda Ke Kamar Mandi/Toilet Dan Menggunakannya.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkAaYY9hz75bM1dq7Z3IlFYw0BGirTgnPCxWu1YRScJWZrRGFdTFFEM5BJFIS09cwa6rrXCaa3ZRkni4hCnjmVUT2BlbmKLEnC1ul7WzRTSDs_NZkK83ON0t7RRX1vFTZ_y-wcwGan-eQ/s400/a97684_g242_5-pee.jpg)
6. Atau Lebih Buruk Lagi, Anda Membawa toilet Anda Ke Depan Komputer.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9ipQThA24vjJKy5_61zoUxWb0WqL2dYmvNghGUSJTMZptOB1G9uUQxyxIS2VxMGLw5WZIufkCVd8X4gRrz5GTceM7KNwi9s4-YvveyHKQ2pHyjSUuArvRJ3YlosfGu8kkNkYF2CaU4qk/s400/a97684_g242_6-poop.jpg)
7. Ada Bekas Jejak Keyboard di pipi Anda, yang Diprint Waktu Anda Tidur.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN-9Vu3Yw2LYoLee2fR1JnmQaG_VqmhnW7-Qif7uaYEXFCNQ7F5NDLhq8kozxRF_jILqG-lWtZmuuu1xaTyqwfe6LtmZE20L1CjqvCjnJx-wVbEZJ415Nk9K7ixaxoqWPDNUE-SOjQ9Do/s400/a97684_g242_7-keyboard-mark2.jpg)
8. Anda Mengabaikan Anak Anda.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZLGYQvD6DdqYqPt3UYXgqYw0Y1yozXb2Zf4vmZE4VHrTRpAPsnO4uQ0mwP8Sxv3Hm2p6FPBhXDQ2DHr9tQA4NIQIMpsO7gv7n19VvHEEmMJ7lhYotJJsOmT8sKtAROqzWUNvxWiK6xto/s400/a97684_g242_8-under-care.jpg)
9. Keluarga Anda, atau teman Anda harus mengirimkan e-mail jika ingin bicara dengan Anda.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJXZXuicp4pANhY-TuwggiAl5HxEJZ3FmLgHqO2dhyphenhyphenKb7MWs_PU94TJ_rEjcEcbqMYL2jQhi0Nuy2wTIjMqqYwjQVdSaFbilem8XWeXTbyUzwrFaWSaZYF0ofwLDOzWBJ0PqUpsWKHRIY/s400/a97684_g242_9-email.jpg)
10. Anda tidak peduli lagi dengan kebersihan dan ke-higienisan sendiri.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLwDTlwVbdajEGNXvkUSbM6yrAEoqLvuFCq39ytq5sha30PBpH0bXO4dGOjjMXACnK9Z6wAVxYvZR2esnE_gxuQ9edayLMwcJiK_2PtFgXIU9JqJKzbiuaxnqBCqsB4C9vhqiVaEuqyzQ/s400/a97684_g242_10-personal-hygiene.jpg)
11. Anda lebih baik mati, jika Anda dipaksa untuk hidup tanpa komputer.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikcAXMEQ8UpB9uDLEv8G_67KJiW7RG58YfaZhPJ9oMEM_Sgpf8AbYkNZJaIjYR9Bae-Cfrs7mUIxAeLk1MFhlc48GNz4cImjPanPwJOarPa6tOfxHqrzEKGZeeFhxSLf9mfKrWFI2OEvE/s400/a97684_g242_11-cant-live.jpg)
12. Dan ketika Anda meninggal, Anda ingin nisan Anda dari komputer, atau paling tidak berbentuk komputer.
![http://hermawayne.blogspot.com](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5WXz7qV1Rt5KrnkUKt8RgmFb75MmXsL98a4t-kA4VmI8w716rqzEReUlvwoAJezmvwV_vjQb8H-2iDbmd4Pz438fgADWR5oPX4VBy6FfJHgGSnYbQSIeczTdGe9Ih3SvbrVh5Ab6hQ4Q/s400/a97684_g242_12-grave.jpg)
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